Toot Toot! Everyone aboard!
Barber Offers Free Whisky with Every Haircut
The whisky is good, but it’s also full of hair.
An Embarassing College Nightmare
Don’t ever tell your friends about this one!
Chopstick Container Proclaims “I Love Pussy”
Hello Kitty’s troubled sister.
Press Button to Operate Donkeys
Before you press that button you best be sure you’re ready to wield that kind of power.
Kid Finds Loophole in Math Homework
Answering correctly while doing none of the work. This kid has a bright future.
Shitfaced Mondays Cancelled due to Physical Violence
If it had been psychological violence they could have looked the other way.
We have everything from dancing dogs to chicken wing people.
LMFAO
(via teamcoco)
When I’m hot and sweaty, there’s nothing I want more than warm, whole milk squeezed fresh from a random cow.
10 Ways To Tell If You’re A Terrible Parent
Parenting is a tough job, no one will ever tell you otherwise. Except probably these parents because they are obviously horrible people.
Homeless Man Promises Not To Spend Money on Cheese Doodles
I should think not, he’s clearly had his fill of Cheese Doodles by this point.
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